Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Interview vs Resume..!

Seriously I need to talk about this. About interview and about resume..! Yes..both of these makes me feel annoying..! I've been called for many interviews and I'd attended for most of it. But what makes me feel annoyed was the bloody same old questions being asked by the all the interviewers.

When you applied for a job vacancy, of course you'll be sending them your full CV/resume..right? Okay.. and when the employer interested in you, definitely they have gone through your full resume before call you for an interview....right? But have you all notice while they were interviewing you, they will be holding your resume and viewing it and will be asking you questions such like....

Interviewer : "okay, tell me about yourself"
Myself : "well, I am staying at bla..bla...I've been studied bla..bla...currently attached to bla..bla."
My mind voice : "haven't you go through my resume..? then what is the purpose of sending my resume to you a month ago?"

Interviewer : "what have you been doing in your previous job..?"
Myself : "oh, with pleasure...I've been managing...this and that and bla..bla"
My mind voice : "what the hell are u thinking..? didn't I listed out my past 4 years working experiences there..?"

Interviewer : "what is your personal strength and weakness?"
Myself : "my strengths are..bla..bla...and weakness is ...bla..bla.."
My mind voice : "huh..is this a selection for military squad..? everyone of us have their own strength and weakness...even you have those..! And if u really wanted to know...ok here u go...my strengths are I can stay awake for a whole night if there is good movie on TV at midnight, willing to spend hours in toilet if I'm with my favorite story book, dare to give devil look to someone who thinks themselves as gangster, freely walk in to everywhere without a small inch of make-up on my face(who cares), and I'm still single...err herrmm...not describing about my status here...actually telling how "STRONG" I am ..:) and my weaknesses are..I talk non-stop if someone make me mad, if I got flu ready to listen a trumpet sound from me, no tea..no sashi..:) wakakaka...not only these..."

Anyone out there willing to hire me...??*wink..wink..*(with handbags and holding folder)

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